Well, I kept reading about the penis enlargment pills thing, and (don't miss it!) it turns out that the
main ingredient of the pills is some plant called "Horny Goat Weed"... I can't help laughing either.
Here's some more literature:
"Horny Goat Weed was discovered centuries ago when Chinese goat
farmers noticed all their male goats, young and old, experienced a kind of sexual rejuvenation after
eating the Epimedium plant."
I am even thinking of ordering this thing, seriously, this guys rock :)