lunes, 10 de diciembre de 2007

Christmas greeting

To whom it may concern:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted Gregorian calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make our country great and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message

(thanks to christina for sending me this great letter; you will always have a joint waiting for you here :)

5 comentarios:

  1. Thanks to Crhistina Lamb, a great person that lives iced cold in Wien for that Christmas letter!

    (Fruitman got it because she is my friend)

  2. you're so right landiman, thanks. i have included a ps now.

    by the way the name of your super friend is christina, like in christmas.

  3. Anónimo10:10 p. m.

    Feliz Navidad, Landiman, Fruitman y toda la Pandillaman con la que he pasado tanto tiempo -internético- :)

  4. la copio ya.
    perfecta para nuestro tiempo (sea el que sea).

  5. feliz navidad, anónimo/a.

    g, un saludo!