Give me a good poem

So I was about to go to sleep, but thought it'd be nice to put a poem on the blog. I couldn't think of any, so I told google "give me a good poem!" Here's what he replied, after two clicks of the mouse:

I like a good poem
one with lots of fighting
in it. Blood, and the
clanging of armour. Poems

against Scotland are good,
and poems that defeat
the French with crossbows.
I don't like poems that

aren't about anything.
Sonnets are wet and
a waste of time.
Also poems that don't

know how to rhyme.
If I was a poem
I'd play football and
get picked for England.

Roger McGough